Tickle me, Elmo

encourage:

Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers

jackhoward:

another unrealistic expectation for women

jackhoward:

another unrealistic expectation for women

caribeaux:

caribeaux:

drdavidbrinner:

how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???

how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????

how do you know?????

You have some shockingly good points. Just a second

Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

hotelmario:

yungbiochemist:

Kush entirely too fucking loud

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

fileformat:

oh my god

fileformat:

oh my god

thesochillnetwork:

Sick Microsoft burn

thesochillnetwork:

Sick Microsoft burn

vagiants:

how big ya dick Jesus

vagiants:

how big ya dick Jesus